Human Transformations

Now, this may or may not have absolutely nothing to do with being male, but my whole life, whenever someone undergoes a physical transformation in a movie, I get captivated and in some cases, obsessed. For example, when I first saw "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" (1971) I was insanely fascinated with the fact that Violet inflated and turned blue. And then, when I saw "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (2005) and the Violet Beauregarde transformation scene was even more dramatic and super-cool with the help of CGI, I was captivated for months. And then, ever since then, whenever there has been a neato transformation in a movie, I get totally transfixed. Here is the list-

Number One- Violet Beauregarde

Okay. In this scene, this little blonde girl turns this awesome shade of blue, starting from the tip of her nose and eventually staining her skin, hair, and even clothes. That's pretty cool. But then she blows up into this elephantine blueberry. Apparently she's ten feet tall as a blueberry, but in some of the shots she looks a whole lot bigger. Plus Missi Pyle gets to make some first-rate facial expressions, and Johnny Depp's reactions are fantabulous. And there is an awesome Oompa-Loompa song and dance. I was completely and totally obsessed over this one. She even gets to stay blue after she's not a blueberry any more! Some people get all the luck. And plus, I love how everyone backs away from her as she swells. It's golden. Actually, this video is retarded, because the person cut it all up. And for some reason, I can't upload a good video...So you can feel free to look this part up and watch a good version.

Number Two- Aunt Marge

We've all seen it-I believe the third Harry Potter?- where Aunt Marge is inflated into a disgusting helium balloon and floats away, after busting up too much of her clothing and the furniture. Almost as cool as Violet's transformation was.

Number Three- Lisa

Has anyone seen the film "Zathura"? That was the first movie that ever scared me, and and the third movie that got me totally transfixed over a transformation. Now this one is not as extreme as Violet's or Marge's, but I was obsessed for probably longer that Violet. Anyway, the quick story is, these two brothers find and start playing a board game that uproots their house and tosses it into deep space (keeping the house supplied with electricity, water, and gas, and they never run out of air to breathe). Their older sister, Lisa, is in charge of baby-sitting them, but when she sees the stars outside, she freaks because she thinks it's nighttime. Yes, Lisa is played by Kristen Stewart. She won't listen to her little brothers, and marches into the bathroom to get ready for a date. Her brothers take another turn in the game, and pull out a card that says "Shipmate Enters Cryonic Sleep Chamber for Five Turns". They open the bathroom door to find the room buried in frost with fog billowing all over the place, and Lisa has been turned into a statue-like Kristen Stewartsicle. So...freaking...awesome. Watch it and you might not completely not understand. You'll want to watch this video from maybe 4:30 to 7:55.

Number Four- Ginormica aka Susan Murphy

I have been teased to no end for this one, and it's hard to make it sound completely innocent. I almost didn't post this one, because I've already taken a lot of crap about it, but still...so cool.
She's hit by a meteor- try to stay calm- and is injected with all this alien-gunk. Then she grows to 50 feet tall in an awesome growth sequence and busts up a church. She goes on what looks like a rampage, and it captured because she's now a monster. So COOL. The singular highlight of Monsters VS Aliens is the fact that she is giant. It's...well, hard to make it sound innocent, but I swear it is! It's just soo neato. Later in the movie, she has a reverse-transformation, too... This video is also retarded because it's just a trailer version. Youtube can't have Monsters VS Aliens on it, for some reason. It's a lot cooler if you actually watch the movie. Which I doubt you will, if I know any of you.