Dental Nightmares

When I was little, my parents pounded into my head that "If you don't brush your teeth tonight, you'll get cavities!" and "If you don't, all your teeth will fall out of your head and you'll drown in your own blood tonight."

So sometimes I literally have nightmares about getting cavities. Like last night. I had this horribly terrifying nightmare. I was in the middle of a store, and I overheard some people saying things like "Disgusting! They're all black! Doesn't he brush his teeth?!" and I looked in a mirror and...I'd like to block that memory, if you please.

I've had nightmares where my teeth are growing huge and they break my jaw, or they get covered in algae, or they crumble like powder...filled with worms...Egad, I think I'm having a panic attack.

If this blog does nothing else, it documents what a weird person I am.